Category Archives: proposals

You know research funding has a problem when…

A researcher takes the time to prepare a 40 page proposal just to ask for some travel money and one laptop. This is just plain stupid (I’m not saying the researcher is stupid but the situation clearly is). His/her writing … Continue reading

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Wanna do a research stay with me? Show me the money!

All researchers should spend some time in foreign research institutions but, unfortunately, the first thing I have to check whenever I get an email from a researcher X that wants to do a stay with my group is whether X … Continue reading

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Long live to Incremental Research by Bertrand Meyer

Bertrand Meyer nails it in his last CACM blog post in defense of Incremental Research. Having done a PhD Thesis with the word “incremental” in its title, I’m of course always ready to champion the importance of  incremental advances in any … Continue reading

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Ideal for writing grant proposals : Bullshit Generator

Thanks to Antonio Vallecillo I have discovered the Corporate Bullshit Generator, a tool ideal for saving some time when writing your next technical report or grant proposal: The Corporate Bullshit Generator is a random text generator that is focused on corporate bullshit, … Continue reading

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